Author's note:

This game revolves around social and political disputes, and is a deep look into our own world, and its problems. Perhaps by playing this educational interactive documentry we can truly see the effects we have on our environment, and how we can prevent disasters such as terrorist attacks simply by not using CFCs, and perhaps banning restaurants that are causing obesity epidemics.

Truly, this is not a game to be missed. We can all benifit from this software, no matter your age. Bring out your newborn children and oldborn grandparents, and relax around the computer, enjoying yourself immensly while learning.

The game is set in the year X0X6, around a Cologne manufacturing plant that done got broke, and some radioactive materials got mixed into the Smell Processor. The odour of the cologne causes everyone who smells to act, think and look the same, and unfortunately the smell is highly contagious.

The objective of the game is to prevent the Cologned people from reaching the left side of the screen where they will surely spread the Cologne's effects, by any means necessary! You must secure the fate of humanity!

And remember: I heartily approve of every action in this game, except for where said action may get me in trouble. Please, try this at home. Just don't pin it on me.

-Sean Flannigan, the mastermind behind the artwork and programming.

Note: I apologise for the lack of music in this game. May I suggest playing some background music yourself, perhaps some Bach, or maybe Megadeth?

Controls:

Left click = Shoot bullet
Right click = Launch grenade
Space = Toggle shadows (Off by default)
Esc = Quit game
F1 = In-game Help

Warning: violent content

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